Showing posts with label SMS Collections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS Collections. Show all posts

Girl- If U’ll Try To Kiss Me

 Girl: If U’ll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy: Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl: I Know But Formality To puri Karni Hi Padegi


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A notice in a factory for girl workers

 A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
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What Is The Similarity Between A Blue Movie & A Tragedy Movie

 What Is The Similarity
Between A Blu3 Movie
& A Tragedy Movie ??
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Both May Make u
Run For T!ssues ..


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Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The

 Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!! 8O

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Feelings of girls after exam

 Feelings of girls after exam
Kitna lamba tha Kaash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha Par Pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya.

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Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne

Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne
God me bitha liya.
Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uthgayi or Boli:
Uncle Ya to Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko..!!

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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

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Think Smart, Think Positive,

 Think Big,

Think Smart,

Think Positive,

Think Beautiful,

just Stop?

It’s too long for you.

So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
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keep increasing my asset every day

 Your smile is a biggest asset to me,

and I want my asset to increase every day,

So keep smiling and

keep increasing my asset every day.

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If you want to protect your face from dust

 BEAUTY TIP:

If you want to protect your face

from dust, sunrise and other such things,

then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion

with 7 years guarantee!

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