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Dead guy wakes up in morgue

His family presumed he was dead when they could not wake him on Saturday night and contacted a private morgue in a rural village in the Eastern Cape.

He spent almost 24 hours inside the morgue, the region's health department spokesman told the Sapa news agency.

The two attendants later returned and called for an ambulance.

The man - whose identity has been withheld - was treated in hospital for dehydration.

Don't you ever worry that while you're asleep someone mistakes you a corpse? My view is that snoring goes a long way to reassuring your loved ones that you are still among the living. Or a worse scenario to waking up in a morgue is someone trying to use a defibrillator on you. Ouch!

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Who needs gun control?

An Indiana man has been charged with three counts of felony criminal recklessness for allegedly firing a gun over the head of his girlfriend after she declined his marriage proposal. Police responded to a call of shots fired at the home of Robert Kleman last Sunday where he claimed the gun was accidentally discharged by his friend “Eric the Invader” after it was dropped on the floor. Kleman, 29 subsequently blamed two other individuals, one named “Chris” and the other named “Cricket” with firing the errant shot. source

Deputies arrested a 40-year-old man Thursday evening after a brief standoff at his Apache Street home. Lon Allen Groves has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, battery, kidnap and firing weapon while under the influence. According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's press release, Groves and his wife were arguing over which granddaughter was her favorite when the intoxicated man pushed her to the ground and put a gun to her head. The woman's son, according to Groves arrest report, walked in and saw Groves holding a 9 mm pistol to his mother's head. He grabbed his younger sibling, and called 911 once they were safely outside of the home. The woman said Groves held her against her will for a short period of time. source

Stoned thief steals ambulance, tears up neighborhood in joyride

A stoned thief in Arizona carjacked an ambulance parked outside a house fire and staged a pre-dawn demolition derby, crashing into cars, signs, fences - and at least one home.

Police said Travis Ward, 28, boosted the empty emergency vehicle around 4 a.m. Sunday while nearly a dozen cops and firefighters battled to save lives from a raging blaze at a home in west Phoenix.

Rescue crews had left the engine running in order to keep the vehicle cool for any burn victims they managed to pull from the blaze, Phoenix police spokesman Sgt. Tommy Thompson told the Arizona Republic.

Ward drove for several blocks, tearing up people's lawns and smashing into a stop sign, a brick wall and several parked cars, cops said.

The terrifying joyride came to an end after Ward plowed into a house a few blocks from the fire, officials said.

No one was hurt in early morning mayhem, cops said.

The property damage is estimated at more that $75,000, and the ambulance is worth nearly $250,000. Phoenix Fire Department officials said Sunday the ambulance was "wrecked." It was unclear if it was damaged beyond repair.

Ward was arrested and charged with theft and criminal damage. Cops said he admitted to smoking marijuana before the crash-course caper.

I can't believe that anyone can get this crazy smoking weed. My experience is that I end up eating 6 pounds of Poppycock or listening to Ramble On by Led Zeppelin over and over again for 3 hours. This guy was either on meth or smoking some shit he got from the Navajo or Hopi Indians in Arizona.

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